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Вторник, Декабрь 23rd, 2008

Boob App on the iPhone is Obviously Called iBoobs, Obviously Not Approved [Boobs]

sir? could i interest you in a boobs app for your iphone? peradventure one that’s motion sensitive, so you can jiggle it at will?

Ooooh, I’m sorry. It’s not possible. Apple has denied our application on the grounds that it’s either obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory. Apologies!

Poll: 23 percent say Cheney worst VP ever

Maybe with the upcoming NSFW category in the iPhone App store you may get a chance to jiggle me for yourself, but I wouldn’t count on it. [iPhone Ticker via Macenstein via Kotaku]

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Never say never

Воскресенье, Декабрь 21st, 2008

Kreativ Blogger Award

so as usual, when i catchword this award start floating around, i thought what a cute award! i hope someone thinks of me! (seriously, these blogging awards are of a piece with high school all over again!) and fortunate me, kathy of bermuda onion eminence bit of me! kathy amazes me! whenever i go to leave a comment on a blog, she’s been there first. where would we be without her?anyway, these awards always seem to come with strings engaged. here they are: “i have to decide on six values that are important to me, six things i don’t countenance, and present six bloggers.”okaaaayyy…six values that are formidable to me1) oneness2) humility3) compassion4) community5) wisdom6) generositysix things i don’t stand up for:1) arrogance2) apathy3) close-fistedness4) selfishness5) insolence6) ingratitudesix bloggers to pass this on to:this is really hard championing me, because i truly love you all. each blogger brings something one of a kind to the community and to this blog. some of you might have already received this…for that i apologize!close spirit: julie of booking mama best listener: deborah of books movies chinese food and i have had the longest dm conversations on prattle ever! (plus she loves irreparable….she’s seriously cool)most thoughtful: dawn of she is too fond of books is such a positive presence and i love reading all her posts including her spotlight on bookstores series and her promotion of from the start book.most generous with time: monica of monniblog has made me so uncountable buttons in addition to designing the believe books proper for the holidays blog. she also manned that blog when i was away. and she’s always so upbeat. i think she got this one before, but she’s getting it again, because i can never say thank you enough!most gentle of spirit: christy aka crittyjoy. she’s not in any degree negative, amenable to vulnerable, and we darling a a stack of the same books! most helpful: ann of booklorn. seriously, she takes the nonetheless to let go you know what is and isn’t working on your sites. she built herebereviews and she maintains a blog that keeps you update on exciting tech tips. and other stuff. and i weigh the rest of you are fabulous, too. i could go on and on. perhaps one day i will! :)

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Воскресенье, Декабрь 21st, 2008

What To Expect From MMA In 2009! Part One!

2009 is almost here! While some are sad to see 2008 over, some are glad. It brought some good fights and some bad fights. It has been quite a year, I’ve found B/R, and Brock Lesnar is the heavyweight champion! Who would’ve thought?

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Enjoy!!

Expect Georges St.Pierre to beat BJ Penn at UFC 94!

Expect Michael Bisping to face Anderson Silva at some point in 2009.

Expect Junie Browning to keep getting better, and eventually face Nate Diaz.

Expect Kenny Florian to get dominated by BJ Penn.

Expect Diego Sanchez to fight BJ Penn at UFC 100.

Expect Thiago Alves to get beat by GSP in the third round.

Expect Randy Couture to lose his next fight, and then retire.

Expect Chuck Liddell to move to heavyweight and fight Brock Lesnar.

Expect Brock Lesnar to continue to dominate the heavyweight division.

Expect Bobby Lashley to fight in the UFC.

Expect Frank Shamrock to TKO Ken Shamrock in the first round, and nobody care!

Expect Efrain Escudero to fight Roger Huerta at some point!

Expect Sean Sherk to lose to Diego Sanchez (If/When they fight).

Expect Tito Ortiz to win his return fight in Affliction.

Expect UFC 2009:Undisputed to be a great game!

Expect Anderson Silva to NOT retire!

Expect Anderson Silva to beat GSP, and then go on to win the light-heavyweight belt.

Expect Quinton Jackson to be the light-heavyweight champion.

Expect Forrest Griffin to face Wanderlei Silva, and TKO him!

Expect Dan Henderson to beat Rich Franklin.

Expect Rashad Evans to lose back to back fights.

Expect Amir Sadollah to lose his first fight.

Expect T.U.F 10 to be awesome.

Expect Matt Hughes to beat Matt Serra, and then try to make a comeback.

Expect Urijah Faber to lose to Jens Pulver, and then drop down to 135.

Expect Miguel Torres to dominate the 135 division!

Expect Jake Shields to fight GSP, and lose!

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Expect this year to be a good year for MMA, and B/R to get bigger and better!

Expect the regular haters to disagree with everything I say!

Expect me not to care!

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Chicago public school

Пятница, Декабрь 19th, 2008

Mikva not interested in replacing Obama in Senate; touts Rep. Jan Schakowsky for the seat

WASHINGTON–Abner Mikva, the gold standard for integrity in Illinois politics, told me Thursday night he is not interested in an appointment to replace President elect Barack Obama. And when there is an election to fill the Obama seat, Mikva said his candidate is Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.)

“No,” said the 82-year-old Mikva when I asked him if he would accept an appointment in the wake of the Gov. Rod Blagojevich selling of a Senate seat scandal. “It’s nice to be mentioned…Been there, done that. I am much too old to start a career in one of the few places I wouldn’t be the oldest member.”

The former Illinois House member, federal Appellate judge based in Washington and Clinton White House counsel and current Hyde Park resident has been mentioned by some pundits as a potential “caretaker” appointment because of his impeccable credentials. Those advocating that route argue that would give Illinois blue ribbon appointment until the next election.

Mikva used a Yiddish phrase when I was asking him about carving out another career in the Senate. “Shoyn genug,” he said. “That’s enough.”

He went on to tout Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) for the seat. Schakowsky is mulling a Senate run. “I am a great supporter of Jan Schakowsky,” said Mikva.

If there is a decision to go the caretaker route–and not appoint someone who would run–Mikva mentioned former comptroller Dawn Clark Netsch and Chicago attorney John Schmidt, a former Clinton Justice Department official.

No one knows at present how the Obama vacancy will be filled. Mikva helped out Illinois Attorney General as a special assistant attorney general in asking the Illinois Supreme Court to yank Blagojevich from office. That petition failed.

The embattled Blagojevich, facing impeachment and criminal sci-fi movies charges, will not make an appointment according to his attorney, Ed Gensen. Blagojevich is accused of trying to auction off the Senate seat in a variety of pay-to-play schemes as well as other acts of public corruption.

Illinois Democrats backed off calls for a special election because: Blagojevich was not going to resign soon; the cost, and yes, the potential Democrats might lose the seat.

The appointment then will one day fall to Lt. Gov. Pat Quinn, when he is governor.

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Ottis toole

Пятница, Декабрь 19th, 2008

All The Suspects Are Dead Anyway

So earlier this week, police in Hollywood, Florida closed the Adam Walsh case. 27 years after the six-year-old was abducted from a shopping mall and murdered (though only his head was found, a couple of weeks after the kidnapping), which eventually transformed his father John into a criminal justice advocate and TV host, police claim that the killer was their primary suspect all along, Ottis Toole:

[police] declined to be specific about their evidence and did not note any dna data of the crime, but said an extensive review of the case file pointed only to toole, as john walsh hanker contended.

“Our agency has devoted an inordinate amount of time seeking leads to other potential perpetrators rather than emphasizing Ottis Toole as our primary suspect,” said Hollywood Police Chief Chadwick Wagner, who launched a fresh review of the case after taking over the department last year. “Ottis Toole has continued to be our only real suspect.”

Toole had twice confessed to killing the child, but later recanted. He claimed responsibility for hundreds of murders, but police determined most of the confessions were lies. Toole’s niece told the boy’s father, John Walsh, her uncle confessed on his deathbed in prison that he killed Adam.

In other words, to quote the Broward-Palm Beach-area blog The Juice, “This is either some great detective work… or it’s a police chief eager to close an infamous, mangled, 27-year-old child abduction case.” Because the question that must be asked is: Why now? There’s no anniversary tie-in, there’s no new physical evidence, and there’s no reported information that something compelling may have happened off-camera to warrant such a definitive announcement. How, exactly, is naming the primary suspect as a killer “closure” when there’s more than a speck of doubt someone else could have done it?

As for that someone else, I have my qualms about Jeffrey comprare cialis Dahmer as a viable suspect, but they are the same doubts I have about Toole: neither struck me as likely candidates to murder little children. But both were situational opportunists whose victims did not adhere to narrow categories (though Dahmer did not kill women.) And it seems odd that Hollywood police would ignore evidence levitra online bestellen, even though circumstantial, that raises some degree of doubt on what might have happened.

Then again, if Dahmer - or anyone else -  had been named Adam Walsh’s “official” killer, critics would be screaming that they should have considered Toole a more likely suspect. But putting a false lid doesn’t mean the case is really closed, and no matter what the Walsh family says publicly, I can’t really see them believing in the mythical beast named closure.

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Sex and trash

Четверг, Декабрь 18th, 2008

Follow that bird: Authorities, owner seeking escaped emu

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Free as a bird, a large, feathered emu is now running amok across state lines and his owner needs your help to find him.

The 6-foot-tall, 130-pound emu - a type of bird native to Australia - is on the run in the area, and his owner has issued a plea for anyone who spots him to call animal control immediately so he can be brought home safely.

The missing bird is Emer, a rescued male emu who is a resident of Sweet Binks Farm, a private, nonprofit animal sanctuary in Foster, R.I.

The last confirmed sighting of Emer was Dec. 5 in Burrillville, R.I., near Mendon. It is believed he has crossed into Massachusetts and could be in the Mendon and Blackstone Valley area, or even further north.

“When he was in Burrillville viagra, he was only about 4 miles from the state line,” said Pam Hood, who owns and operates Sweet Binks Farm and Sweet Binks Rabbit Rescue. “The fact that we haven’t had a sighting in six days, it’s very possible at the rate he’s been moving that he is in Massachusetts.”

Emer has white and dark brown plumage, with a black neck and blue skin on his face.

Also affectionately called Papa Em, Emer escaped from his corral three weeks ago, along with his mate, Mama Em, and 2-year-old offspring, Baby Em, after an accommodating corral mate - a pig named Charlotte - set the emu family up for their escape by nudging the gate hinge up and allowing the gate to swing open.

Mama Em and Baby Em were both recovered.

Hood said she is concerned about Emer’s safety with the possibility of temperatures falling below freezing at any time.

Emus do adapt to cooler temperatures, and they don’t have any natural predators in the New England woods, she said, but dehydration due to water freezing over, and starvation, are real concerns.

Domestic dogs, traffic and hunters are also worries, Hood said.

“Emus have powerful legs and they can deliver a powerful kick,” she said, noting that predators such as coyotes are no threat to Emer. But he is “very, very frightened of dogs.”

“A dog barking at him will put him on the run, and he won’t stop for 4 or 5 miles,” Hood said.

Hood said Emer is greatly missed by his human and emu families, especially with a new emu on the way.

“When he came to me, he was only a baby. He was only knee high, so he’s grown up here (at the farm),” Hood said. “He’s part of the family and he has a family. And his mate has laid an egg.”

Emer’s extended absence is a concern not only for his own well-being, but also that of his un-hatched offspring.

“Male emu actually sit on and incubate the eggs,” Hood explained.

Mama Em laid the egg on the day of the family’s escape on Nov. 22, so Emer hasn’t had any time with it.

“If Emer started setting on the egg today, the baby would likely hatch in about 50 days,” Hood said.

She said she has been keeping Emer’s egg in a temperature-controlled setting, but it’s no substitute for Emer’s warm, feathered body. “It (the egg) is not going to be good much longer,” Hood said, noting “as each day progresses, the viability of the egg declines.”

Earlier this week, there was one possible sighting reported from Norfolk, but that has not been confirmed.

“They can travel many miles cialis each day and Pam got a call with a sighting from two days ago from Norfolk,” Norfolk resident Ellen Friedman, a volunteer at Sweet Binks Rabbits Rescue, noted on yesterday.

While there is some doubt Emer made it all the way to Norfolk, since there was only one report, she noted, “we have to take all calls seriously.”

She said there is an alpaca farm in Norfolk and it’s possible an alpaca may have been mistaken for the emu - a common mistake, according to Hood.

Friedman said animal control officers and police departments in area towns, including Norfolk, have been notified of Emer’s at-large status.

“He may still be bordering Rhode Island and Massachusetts, but if he crosses, it is only a matter of miles and people need to know to call their animal control officer so that Pam can be notified and so that a team can come in to tranquilize and get him safely in a trailer,” said Friedman.

Mendon Police Chief Ernest Horn and his department are among authorities now on high Emer alert, since their town is nearest to the emu’s last known siting.

“We haven’t seen it (the emu), but it wouldn’t be all that unusual,” said Horn yesterday. “We have a zoo here in town, so we’ve seen some pretty strange things.”

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Hood stresses that by no means should anyone try to contain Emer themselves. She urges anyone who sees him to call her or their loc …

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Среда, Декабрь 17th, 2008

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Среда, Декабрь 10th, 2008

Coldplay Takes a Stand (for Once)


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We didn’t give the copyright-infringement lawsuit that Joe Satriani filed against Coldplay last week much thought, mainly because we stopped listening to him when his music started sounding like Yanni with a wah-wah pedal. But now that Coldplay has issued a statement on the matter (it begins in hilariously tongue-in-cheek fashion with the statement “With the greatest possible respect to Joe Satriani,” a phrase that hasn’t been uttered before or since), we thought it was high time to raise the perfectly viable question of whether Creaky Boards — who also accused Coldplay of lifting their melody for “Viva La Vida” earlier this year — were actually the first band to rip off Joe Satriani. We can only keep our fingers crossed that an enterprising individual (like the guy who made the Satriani/Coldplay video) takes it upon himself to post a new mash-up to YouTube that underscores the delicious irony of this situation.

On a (barely) related note, while researching this piece, we just learned that Satriani is set to form a new supergroup with Sammy Hagar, ex–Van Halen bass player Michael Anthony, and Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith in 2009. Their name? Chickenfoot!

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Mimzy

Воскресенье, Декабрь 7th, 2008

Pressure grows on Russia amid sabotage charges

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Friday Fight: Who Should Win The (Video) Gummys?

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gabe: i know who you voted for in the gummies gabe: but who do you think will actually win lindsay: Well, Beverly Hills Chihuahua will grab the ironic vote. gabe: take off that calloused shell, robertson gabe: there is no ironic vote gabe: let your guard down gabe: for once lindsay: I did, when I saw Slumdog Millionaire! lindsay: my guard was down for like, an hour lindsay: and I know that it’s a 2 hour movie, but that’s the best I can do gabe: touche gabe: i let my guard down when i saw quantum of solace lindsay: I guess we’re starting with movies - what movie did you like second best? gabe: OH NO, JAMES BOND’S CAR DIED!

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Воскресенье, Декабрь 7th, 2008

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